In October I punched nineweaving in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In March kelpercomehome and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I helped shewhomust see the light (8 points). Last Thursday I set fjm's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-117 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!